Don’t worry, be Happy!

My blog has been all down in the dumps for the past few days and I’m sorry for that. In an effort to revitalize myself, I’m going to post the top 10 reasons why my life rocks big fat piles of awesomeness. 1. J has seriously fat thighs… and I LOVE them. They are the […]

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Pity Party of one, your table is now available…

I can’t believe that J has *another* ear infection. What is this madness? This is his third (well, fourth, if you count the double one as two separate) ear infection in three weeks. No wonder the poor child isn’t sleeping! Yesterday afternoon I was too scared to even take his temperature because he was so […]

Reasons NOT to take your Six Month Old to work

So I took J to work with me this morning. I think he’s getting too old for that to be a viable option any longer. Below are a few of the reasons why: 1. Because it makes me feel like a million bucks when toting him into the office along with all the necessary items, and […]

Daycare rules

I’m in need of some practical advice. The month of February has been… lackluster. J has been sick for most of the month. In fact, this is the first week I haven’t missed any time from work due to his ear infections. So imagine how awesome it was to realize that something is … again… […]

Friday Faves

Alright. I’m drop dead serious about this today. You HAVE to check these out if you like Indian food. Husband and I have become obsessed. We literally have seven jars in our cabinet. Here’s what I love: 1. It’s so freaking easy. I cook the veggies or Husband cooks the meat and then we dump […]

Frustration

I don’t normally post twice in one day, but I wrote my earlier post last night and I had to share my morning. I am BEYOND frustrated with J right now. Last night I went to bed at 10pm and woke up at 6 this morning. In between that time, my son woke me to […]

Dogs and Babies, Babies and Dogs

**WARNING: THIS POST WAS WRITTEN ON TOO MUCH WINE** Before we had J, Husband and I had our dog. Well, to be more exact, my dog. I was lucky enough to find him at a shelter in Chapel Hill during the summer of 1998. He was the only puppy in the cat room and the […]

What day is it?

Yesterday was such a Monday that I almost forgot today was Wednesday and therefore ”Day I meet with Doctor to discuss Workers’ Compensation Claimant.” It caused quite a shift in what I was wearing when I realized it. I hate Tuesdays … or really any day of the week that masquerades as a Monday. It all […]

How did I get here and What Comes Next!?

There should be a map to Motherhood that hospitals give you when you give birth. Just a little road map, tucked into the bag with the seven free samples of formula and the pink and blue striped hats. It doesn’t have to be much, just something that outlines the major points for you. It could […]

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  • I'm a divorced, single mom to a pre-schooler, a full-time attorney, and a semi-reluctant vegetarian. I work hard and when given the chance, I play hard... but I'm almost never given the chance.

    I think fart jokes are funny, I'm pretty sure magic is real, and my life long dream is to buy a farm and write a novel while watching horses run around at a respectable distance. (Because horses are scary up close. Seriously.)

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