Me Time

Today, J is six months old. It doesn’t seem like that’s possible, but apparently it is. So I think it’s appropriate that I talk today about one of the toughest parts of being a mom. Because I’ve been a mom for six months… barely any time at all, but I have already realized how difficult […]

Dad-ism

I have a busy day lined up today and need to get to it. So rather than not post at all, I thought I’d share a priceless “dad-ism” courtesy of Husband last night: “Aw, J,  if you like something, you put it in your mouth… just like a prostitute.” We’re gonna be the best parents… […]

Lent, the Baptist way

I was raised Southern Baptist. So the idea of Lent is kind of new and strange. I mean, I knew that all my friends would talk about “giving things up” but I didn’t really understand why. Now that I’m an adult and I’ve “altered” a lot of my Southern Baptist-isms, Lent makes a lot more […]

Friday Faves

This week’s favorite is something a paralegal at my office gave me for J as a baby shower gift. They are AWESOME. They have a really odd name but whatever, they’re lifesavers if you’ve got a kid in daycare like I do, because everything has to be labeled. Check them out here:“BumpyName Orbit Labels” Sorry, […]

What Not to Wear

I’ve never been on What Not To Wear, I haven’t even watched it in several years (does it still come on?) … but I feel like if I were ever on, it would go something like this: Wow, Stacy. Have we got our work cut out for us today. I know, Clinton. Today’s unfortunate victim… […]

The Poop Chair and other Mom-isms

I wonder if my child is going to be scarred for life by some of the things I say. Just how much does his little psyche pick up and carry for a lifetime? For example, if I repeatedly squeeze J’s legs and comment on how he’s a little chunk and I wish he could do […]

Passing out Candy and Blog Awards

The ultra-fabulous Cybil at A Big Pot of Crazy, one of my favorite bloggers, was kind enough to award me with this lovely Blog award. The rules for accepting the Sunshine Award are as follows…1. Put the logo in my post or within my blog.2. Pass the award onto 12 fellow bloggers.3. Link the nominees […]

Passing Out Applause

You just don’t know what it means to get a “Kudos”. And I don’t mean when your husband says “Hey, good supper” or when your boss says “Good work.” I mean a real, honest to goodness, out of the blue “You Rock” from an unexpected source. I should hand out more of them, to be […]

Celebrate Good Times… COME ON

It’s Mardi Gras and in honor of that festival of debauchery, I would like to share some fantastic, drink-worthy news… I AM NOT PREGNANT, KNOCKED UP, WITH CHILD, OR OTHERWISE INHIBITED FROM PLAYING THE OLYMPICS DRINKING GAME I’M IN THE PROCESS OF CREATING!!!! Let the good times roll.

Feeling the love (and the lack of sleep)

I think I scored thirty minutes of sleep last night. Total. I would say that I didn’t sleep at all, except that I had this really weird dream that Husband and I were sleeping in this really old house and the bedroom door wouldn’t close. I kept trying to get it to close and lock […]

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  • I'm a divorced, single mom to a pre-schooler, a full-time attorney, and a semi-reluctant vegetarian. I work hard and when given the chance, I play hard... but I'm almost never given the chance.

    I think fart jokes are funny, I'm pretty sure magic is real, and my life long dream is to buy a farm and write a novel while watching horses run around at a respectable distance. (Because horses are scary up close. Seriously.)

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