Turn and Face the Change…

I don’t do well with decisions. Not at all. Especially not when the decisions affect not only me, but people I care about. And right now I am in the midst of a massive decision-making crisis.I wish I could tell you all about it and get loads of feedback and weigh the pros and cons […]

Waxing Philosophical (and all that jazz)

I believe in fairy tales. Deep in my soul, I believe that Santa Claus exists and that good things happen to good people. I think the caps of acorns double as fairy hats and that when I leave the room stuffed animals come to life. Maybe it makes me foolish or silly or immature. Maybe […]

Motherhood in the time of Cholera

There is no rest for the weary. Unless you’re male. Then you can get all the rest you want and then some. Let me back up. I am sick. J is sick. Husband is perfectly well. I don’t know if J’s sleeping for the past little bit is because of something we’ve done or because […]

Just Some Regulatory Suggestions

You know how clothes have those symbols on them to tell you how to care for the fabric? I think it’s time they made some new adjustments. It is all well and good to know at what heat level you should iron your pants (do people still iron?), and when to dry clean (again… Dryel anyone?), but I […]

My Son is a Heat-Seeking Missile

I don’t know what to say. Apparently, unlike both his mother and father, my son likes to be very, very warm when he sleeps. I say this because he has always been all types of snuggly. No matter where you put him in a bed, on a sofa or on the floor, the child will […]

I am the Weakest Part of a Sword

My child may never sleep on his own. If you read my blog yesterday, you know that I was all types of geared up for the “Sleep Shuffle” as described by Kim West. I left work, picked up J, told his teachers he was in for a long night and headed home. I made enchiladas […]

"I need an old priest and a young priest" (Or just some Xanax)

I seriously think my kid is out to destroy me. Or perhaps he is possessed by some demon who neither cares for me nor needs to sleep. I don’t say this lightly. I have put a lot of thought into everything that is going on… and yeah. Something in him hates me and wants me […]

Guest Blogger

Hey all… the lovely Metta1313 from over at 365 days: 30+ Mommyhood has graciously agreed to hijack my blog on one condition… that you tell her what to blog about! If you aren’t familiar with “Abby’s Mom” then let me direct you over to her site. You can also read my ode to her here. […]

Ice, Ice, Baby

I had the time of my life this weekend. Not in a totally awesome cheesy “Dirty Dancing” kind of way, but in an “Oh my God. Seriously? I feel 22 again” kind of way. It was that kind of weekend. And it was AWESOME. Husband and I packed up J and about sixteen tons of […]

Law Momma in the Lap of Luxury

Ahh, luxury. I could get used to this. I left my cell phone at home *by accident* and we’re checked in to the lovely Ballentyne Resort and Spa. Oh My Gosh. Last night? The housekeeper knocked on the door and when I answered she asked if we’d like her to turn down our bed. SAY […]

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  • I'm a divorced, single mom to a pre-schooler, a full-time attorney, and a semi-reluctant vegetarian. I work hard and when given the chance, I play hard... but I'm almost never given the chance.

    I think fart jokes are funny, I'm pretty sure magic is real, and my life long dream is to buy a farm and write a novel while watching horses run around at a respectable distance. (Because horses are scary up close. Seriously.)

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