And the Gold Medal Goes to….

I am a snot-sucking champ. I kid you not, if snot-sucking were an Olympic sport I swear to you I would medal… I’m just. that. good. A little squirt-squirt of saline, some quick finger action on the bulb… snot extraction success. Honest. If the only way to survive a nuclear holocaust was to snot suck, [...]

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