The Taking Away

When you get engaged, the giving begins.  As a woman, you first receive a ring and then you receive showers full of toaster ovens, china patterns, and various and assorted nicknacks.  Then you are given a party which begins with the giving of an oath and the exchanging of rings.  At the end of the […]

The Phone Call I Always Wanted to Make…

J is a really well behaved little boy.  So well behaved, that often I forget he is only two and has the potential for mass destruction.  He can climb out of his pack ‘n play so most mornings, I leave him happily sitting on the sofa watching Mickey Mouse while I take a very quick […]

Re-Writing the Stories

When I was a high school senior, I would walk around thinking “This is the last first day of school as a high school student” or later “this is my last Monday in high school.” It somehow made the time fly by a little faster, breaking it up into intervals of final firsts.  In 2007, […]

Intelligence is relative…

Oh yesterday.  Yesterday was a fun little reminder of all the things I don’t know, and don’t do quite right. Just before lunch time, I came up with the oh-so-brilliant idea of washing the driveway off.  I got out the leaf blower and attacked the layers of pine straw and dirt, revealing a noticeably gray […]

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