Dear Meth-Heads:

Posted on | March 8, 2012 | 2 Comments

You are currently responsible for ruining my day.  I need my Mucinex D to function and yet, I can not get my Mucinex D before work because of you and other idiots using it to make drugs that might get you high but also leave pock marks on your face and ultimately kill you. 

Please stop being stupid so I can get my drugs and function at my job… where I try to be a productive member of society.  You should try that sometime.

K thanks, bye,

Law Momma

PS: Pharmacies, seriously? Can’t you have some kind of “good drug” vending machine that is open when the pharmacy isn’t? Maybe you have to scan your drivers’ license to get it and you can only get one box? Just a suggestion from someone who is struggling to function this morning.


2 Responses to “Dear Meth-Heads:”

  1. Pinkflipflops44
    March 8th, 2012 @ 11:02 am

    true story. or when you send your husband and even though you TELL him he has to get it behind the counter he gets the crap stuff and you then have to go back yourself.. dying.. ugh..

  2. rynerman
    March 8th, 2012 @ 11:18 am

    I also hate you meth heads for ruining Sudafed, the only thing that used to kick a head cold without making me tired. New Sudafed is crap.

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