Chocolate. Sausage.

Posted on | December 4, 2012 | 9 Comments

Y’all. Something AWESOME happened today.

In my mailbox (yes, I check my mail in the morning), I had a package. (snicker!) See, about a week and a half ago, the lovely KLZ over at Taming Insanity, liked a picture on a delicatessen in Portland, Oregon, that makes their own salami and sausage.  For the holidays, they had a local baker make a delicious holiday treat called…

Chocolate. Sausage.

Don’t even bother trying not to laugh.  I have been crying with laughter since I SAW the picture.  But the wonder of actually receiving a package (snicker) full of chocolate sausage (GUFFAW) has put me in the hands of my inner 12 year old who is DYING LAUGHING at all the awesome.  So far today, I have told seventeen amazing chocolate sausage jokes.  Currently, I’m sitting at work with my sausage laying on my desk.  I can’t bring myself to slice it, even though it is so much smaller than I expected.  As if the chocolate sausageness of it wasn’t enough, when opened, it looks like a mixture between Mr. Hanky from South Park and a little something that might have been wearing some powdered latex.  Don’t get me wrong, I’m sure it tastes wonderful… why wouldn’t it? It’s chocolate sausage.

I am drop dead mature, folks, and the awesome thing is that I work in an office where now everyone is coming up with amazing chocolate sausage references.  This is the new holiday treat… you must get some for yourselves…

Because nothing says Merry Christmas like a mouthful of chocolate sausage.

 

Comments

9 Responses to “Chocolate. Sausage.”

  1. TB at BlueCollarWorkman.com
    December 4th, 2012 @ 9:30 am

    Ha! Awesome. But actually, I want to try some.

  2. Law Momma
    December 4th, 2012 @ 10:18 am

    I do, too!!!

  3. TheNextMartha
    December 4th, 2012 @ 9:58 am

    It’s the best ever.

  4. Law Momma
    December 4th, 2012 @ 10:18 am

    I can’t wait to taste my chocolate sausage.

  5. Kelster
    December 4th, 2012 @ 10:48 am

    Ha! I actually came a cross a chocolate sausage recipe yesterday!

  6. Law Momma
    December 4th, 2012 @ 10:56 am

    You know, there are people who would really kill to be able to make their own chocolate sausage…..

  7. Lynne DeVenny
    December 4th, 2012 @ 1:45 pm

    Totes jealous. This makes the dress I reviewed for my blog look like bologna…lol. Can’t wait to get your review of your, er, culinary delight 😀

  8. Law Momma
    December 4th, 2012 @ 2:45 pm

    ::giggling:: It was delicious and nutty. BAHAHAHAHA

  9. RenataDN69
    January 23rd, 2015 @ 9:35 am

    I love the combo of sausage and lentils together. In fact I just made an easy one-pot mix of the two last week. This is definitely a few steps up from that! Looks great.. Here is mine recipe – http://tinyurl.com/lwgoskp

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