Closure
Some would say I’m a glutton for punishment. Some would say I’m living in a fantasy world of my own design. Some will just call me crazy. But I needed closure. We’d been back and forth so many times; he’d promised to change and I’d agreed then disagreed then agreed again. I knew he said [...]
I am NOT a supermodel.
On Friday, I was fortunate enough to have a hair appointment at 3:00. I say that I was fortunate for several reasons, the least of which is my actual hair. See, I had to take J to work with me on Friday. He was running a high fever and was stuck to me like velcro. [...]
It’s all Momma’s Fault
I took yesterday off work to stay home with my miserably sick kid. And I really took the day off. I didn’t even make the slightest effort to work from home. I never put on work clothes. I didn’t put on make up. I DID take a shower, but mostly because J had a massive [...]
Boobs across America (or Georgia)
Oh blog readers. I thought about you on my way home today. I was driving through the outskirts of Columbus on my way back to Macon and laughing hysterically just praying that a police officer wouldn’t pull me over. I wasn’t sure I would be able to explain what I was doing. I’m getting ahead [...]
Maybe I need to get a bird and name it Stuart…
J has an ear infection and is getting over a stomach bug… so at least that explains the screaming! We started him on antibiotics yesterday and GLORY GLORY HALLELUJAH he slept. A lot. I would have slept more except I kept waking up wondering if I had somehow smothered him in his sleep because why [...]
Baby Proofing
Please tell me how to effectively babyproof my house. Please. I’m begging you. Because I am sitting here, surveying the rooms around me and I haven’t the slightest idea how to protect my son from hidden dangers. Hell, I don’t really know how to protect him from completely out in the open dangers! I’ve done [...]
Delayed Posting
Sorry this post is so late in the day. All I have to say about that is ARRRRRRRGH. It has been SUCH a day today I can’t even tell you. First, J didn’t sleep last night. At all. Well, that’s not true, but he did cry from about 6 until he passed out around 9:30. [...]
Crap, More Crap and… awwwwww
This morning started out crappy. It got crappier and crappier and crappier until something wonderful happened. But lets start with the crap, shall we? Literally? There was crap. Figuratively, crap. I was wallowing in it all morning. This is my last week before trial. And I’m a little nervous. I realize that I am on [...]
Exiled from the Mom Club?
I’m starting to wonder if I’m doing anything right with this whole parenting gig. I mean, I fully understand that there are no user manuals, but how do all these other parents seem to have a leg up on me? Where are they getting their information and why aren’t they sharing? I feel like there’s [...]
I learned a little something yesterday…
Despite being Friday, yesterday was not quite the stellar end-of-the-week I had desperately hoped for. Instead, let me paint you a picture of my Friday. First, go with me to the wee hours of the morning… 1:12 a.m. to be exact. I was peacefully sleeping in my J’s bed when I was rudely awakened by [...]
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