Crap, More Crap and… awwwwww

This morning started out crappy. It got crappier and crappier and crappier until something wonderful happened. But lets start with the crap, shall we? Literally? There was crap. Figuratively, crap. I was wallowing in it all morning. This is my last week before trial. And I’m a little nervous. I realize that I am on […]

Exiled from the Mom Club?

I’m starting to wonder if I’m doing anything right with this whole parenting gig. I mean, I fully understand that there are no user manuals, but how do all these other parents seem to have a leg up on me? Where are they getting their information and why aren’t they sharing? I feel like there’s […]

I learned a little something yesterday…

Despite being Friday, yesterday was not quite the stellar end-of-the-week I had desperately hoped for. Instead, let me paint you a picture of my Friday. First, go with me to the wee hours of the morning… 1:12 a.m. to be exact. I was peacefully sleeping in my J’s bed when I was rudely awakened by […]

Over the Hump

Why is it that Wednesday feels SO far from the weekend but Thursday always feels like almost there? They’re only a day apart but it never fails that on Wednesday, I’m moping around the office saying “I can’t believe it’s only Wednesday” only to have the next day come and feel like “Wow! It’s already […]

Working Mom Fail…

Yesterday was not the best day of my life. It all started with a deposition where I had to question a woman about her sex life. You don’t know me, but I can assure you that I am NOT comfortable talking about sex. With anyone. Much less a random stranger who I am forced to […]

Hello, Wits End, we meet again…

On Monday morning I called the pediatrician because J was coughing all weekend on our vacation. They told me that without a fever there wasn’t much they could do for him so I should just monitor him and call if it got worse. So I called yesterday after my second night of watching him cough […]

Reason #783 Why Pumping Sucks

Because, for the fourth time in less than a month, I have forgotten necessary pieces of the pump at home leading to an uncomfortable feeling in my chestal region and possibly even to leakage in the next hour or so. Plus, I have to take J to the doctor at 11:30 because he had so […]

The word of the day is…

If my life were a Sesame Street episode, today’s letter would be “F” and the word would be “idiocy.” Seriously. Where did my brain go and why did it leave me here alone? This morning I tried desperately to open the door at daycare but my code wasn’t working. Did they kick J out? Had […]

What About Bob?

We have a pediatrician who I’ll call…. Bob. Bob came *highly* recommended by pretty much everyone we know. We never even sat down and met with him the way the books suggest because literally everyone we asked said “Go to Bob. He’s the best.” So we went with Bob. He’s an older doctor but not […]

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