The Real Motherhood of Bibb County

Motherhood is not always about showing up with perfectly iced cupcakes with sprinkles for a classroom birthday party, or handmade Valentines.  Sometimes it’s not about a bath every night and perfectly matching clothes pressed and ready for school.  It’s not the everyday serenity smile and kiss on the cheek or the cover tuck at night after [...]

And the Gold Medal Goes to….

I am a snot-sucking champ. I kid you not, if snot-sucking were an Olympic sport I swear to you I would medal… I’m just. that. good. A little squirt-squirt of saline, some quick finger action on the bulb… snot extraction success. Honest. If the only way to survive a nuclear holocaust was to snot suck, [...]

The Poop Chair and other Mom-isms

I wonder if my child is going to be scarred for life by some of the things I say. Just how much does his little psyche pick up and carry for a lifetime? For example, if I repeatedly squeeze J’s legs and comment on how he’s a little chunk and I wish he could do [...]

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