Home "Sweet" Home

It’s good to be home. I’m not normally the biggest fan of returning home after trips. The drive to do something fun always seems easier than the drive to return to status quo. But this time? Pulling into my driveway made me want to burst into the Hallelujah Chorus. And that’s not to say I […]

The one where I admit to being a monkey…

Well, this week has already gotten off to a fantastic start. Yes, that was sarcasm. (Sidebar: When will someone create sarcasm font?!?!) First things first, I had a back ache all weekend. At one point it was so bad that I had to sit down while Husband and I were at the mall. LIKE AN […]

What day is it?

Yesterday was such a Monday that I almost forgot today was Wednesday and therefore “Day I meet with Doctor to discuss Workers’ Compensation Claimant.” It caused quite a shift in what I was wearing when I realized it. I hate Tuesdays … or really any day of the week that masquerades as a Monday. It all […]

The Poop Chair and other Mom-isms

I wonder if my child is going to be scarred for life by some of the things I say. Just how much does his little psyche pick up and carry for a lifetime? For example, if I repeatedly squeeze J’s legs and comment on how he’s a little chunk and I wish he could do […]

It’s a Hard-Knock Life…

In the words of a certain red-headed orphan, “yesterday was plain awful.” And yes, Daddy Warbucks, you CAN say that again. Turns out J has daycare crud plus an ear infection… so that explains why I’ve now been up for 72 straight hours. (Give or take the few moments where I passed out standing up.) […]

Poops and Teething

My son is one talented pooper. Seriously. I’ve never seen anything like the fiasco I witnessed this morning. Don’t get me wrong, we’ve had poop on the sheets, poop all over the changing table, and my personal favorite, poop on mommy. But this morning I was truly impressed. I could smell him from a mile […]

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