There’s Vomit in My Hair…

Today I’m home sick with a sick kid.  So far he’s thrown up in my hair, peed on the floor, kicked me just beside my knee cap, broken the cabinet in the kitchen, and yelled the word “NO” so many times that I’m still hearing it reverberating around the room.  On top of his irritable […]

Shingles

The last six months are catching up to me in a very real way.  For six months, I have kept my head up, shouldered the grief, and pushed forward with creating a life for myself and my son.  For six months, I have kept it reasonably together, kept it moving, and kept on keeping on.  […]

Working Woes

My son has reactive airway disease. This is a nice way of saying he probably has asthma but they don’t want to put it on his chart in case, by some miracle, he out grows it. This “diagnosis” has several fun side effects: (1) the rate for insurance on J alone is astronomical thanks to […]

Road Tripping With Baby

For those of you interested, I went to the doctor yesterday and found that I am the proud “owner” of a massive urinary tract infection. I feel like the poo I threw around the nursery yesterday morning. But enough about that. That’s not what I want to talk about today. Today, I want to talk […]

The one where I admit to being a monkey…

Well, this week has already gotten off to a fantastic start. Yes, that was sarcasm. (Sidebar: When will someone create sarcasm font?!?!) First things first, I had a back ache all weekend. At one point it was so bad that I had to sit down while Husband and I were at the mall. LIKE AN […]

In the Midst of Madness…

Some mornings just don’t work. If you’re a working woman (or man) you know what I mean. (and that includes Stay at Home Moms… you just work at home). You don’t get any sleep, the coffee maker is broken, there’s nothing to eat in the house, your hair won’t fix the way it usually does, […]

In the Midst of Madness…

Some mornings just don’t work. If you’re a working woman (or man) you know what I mean. (and that includes Stay at Home Moms… you just work at home). You don’t get any sleep, the coffee maker is broken, there’s nothing to eat in the house, your hair won’t fix the way it usually does, […]

Delayed Posting

Sorry this post is so late in the day. All I have to say about that is ARRRRRRRGH. It has been SUCH a day today I can’t even tell you. First, J didn’t sleep last night. At all. Well, that’s not true, but he did cry from about 6 until he passed out around 9:30. […]

Crap, More Crap and… awwwwww

This morning started out crappy. It got crappier and crappier and crappier until something wonderful happened. But lets start with the crap, shall we? Literally? There was crap. Figuratively, crap. I was wallowing in it all morning. This is my last week before trial. And I’m a little nervous. I realize that I am on […]

Women are the Weaker Sex… and other Fairy Tales

** Top Mommy Blogs Reset. This means that I just fell off the blog radar. Can you guys take a moment, when you’re done reading, and click to vote for my blog? The button is on the right. You don’t have to, but if you like what you read, do it! And earn my eternal […]

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  • I'm a divorced, single mom to a pre-schooler, a full-time attorney, and a semi-reluctant vegetarian. I work hard and when given the chance, I play hard... but I'm almost never given the chance.

    I think fart jokes are funny, I'm pretty sure magic is real, and my life long dream is to buy a farm and write a novel while watching horses run around at a respectable distance. (Because horses are scary up close. Seriously.)

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