“Diet” is a Four Letter Word

All my life, it seems, I’ve been telling people I’m on a diet. In high school, I counted out how many grapes I could eat and not go over my calorie limit. In college, I took appetite suppressants and “yoga-ed” like a crazy lady. I was always counting and measuring and denying and starving myself […]

Candy Apple Women

Over the weekend, a friend invited J and I to their pool. We got there early and set up our towels and picnic lunches and then crept slowly into the pool, letting the coldness soak in through our bathing suits. I’m not thin. I like to think of myself as “curvy” or maybe “average” and […]

Who Run the World?

It’s easy to fall into a slump when you’re dating someone… especially post-divorce. I mean, let’s face it… when I was married, I did stuff with my spouse. Sure, we took the kid most everywhere we went, but I rarely did anything with girlfriends because I had to do things with him. So when I […]

The Latin Root is “Mater”

From the moment I gave birth to J, I believed he ran my life. I was his to nurse from, his to summon in the middle of the night, his to direct in play.  I put away all things me and focused on all things him… what did HE need, what did HE want.  I believed […]

Divorced Women are Man Haters (And Other Lies Your Ex May Tell)

Ever since I got divorced, I’ve been the “lucky” recipient of a lot of divorce-related links.  I get sent everything from “How to Win at Divorce” to “Five Things all Divorced Women Say.” The articles are funny and clever and often they make me laugh, but they are about how to re-word slurs on your ex so […]

Women are the Weaker Sex… and other Fairy Tales

** Top Mommy Blogs Reset. This means that I just fell off the blog radar. Can you guys take a moment, when you’re done reading, and click to vote for my blog? The button is on the right. You don’t have to, but if you like what you read, do it! And earn my eternal […]

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