Sundays are for Shame Naps

Posted on | April 20, 2015 | 2 Comments

Banks and I have been together a while now, just shy of two years, but there are still some things I’m just not comfortable doing around him. The thing is, though, I have stomach issues. Like… serious stomach issues. Enough that I’ve had an endoscopy and am now scheduled for my second colonoscopy in under 10 years. My gut just doesn’t work properly. So when I have to go to the bathroom, I literally have to go right then. No cuts, no buts, no coconuts.

This weekend, we got up on Sunday morning with every intention of going to church. I’d made breakfast and everyone was full and happy and ready to start getting clean and pretty for Jesus. Banks got up and headed for the shower in the hall bathroom… the one that is basically our primary and often only bathroom. See, there’s a second bathroom, but it’s off what used to be the Master Bedroom, and the toilet sort of consistently runs and I haven’t found the time (or the inclination) to fix it so I just turned the water off to save money on the water bill. (Bear with me, this is all important.) We keep that bedroom door locked because it’s our guest room, and it’s where I store all the things I don’t want J to see. (Think: Christmas, Easter, Birthday.) Just above the door, we keep a key to unlock it so it’s readily accessible, but out of J’s reach.

So Banks goes and gets in the hall bathroom to take his Sunday morning shower, and I’m “happily” cleaning breakfast dishes when suddenly it hits me… I need to go to the bathroom. Like… NEED to go. I stood for a moment, my hands in the sink, blindly panicking. Banks was in the bathroom with the working toilet. Should I wait? Could I wait?

I paced the floor.

Surely he wouldn’t take too long.

But the minutes ticked by and I realized there was no way I was going to wait. I’d have to go turn the water back on in the back bathroom. So I made my way down the hallway and reached up for the key.

Dear. God.

The key was gone.

I looked everywhere but no sign of it. In desperation, I grabbed a piece of metal and tried to jam it into the door knob to unlock the door but it wouldn’t budge. Meanwhile, my stomach was churning in a way that meant I needed to get in that door yesterday.

So I did what I had to do.

I tossed the metal aside. I thought briefly about going into the backyard but figured the neighbors just wouldn’t understand. Should I just cross that line? Enter the bathroom where Banks was obliviously showering and do what I had to do? Would our relationship ever recover?

I sucked up my pride and opened the door beside me.

Then very studiously, I pulled out a screw driver and removed the door handle from the guest bedroom door.

Yes. I removed the damn door handle.

It’s clear that I’ve reached either a new low in my personal life, or a new level of respect for my boyfriend. Either way, I made it to the bathroom. And Banks got to practice re-installing door knobs instead of going to church, while I comforted myself with a shame nap.

Happy Monday.

There Must Be More Than This Provincial Life…

Posted on | April 16, 2015 | 2 Comments

I’m not sure if started when I sat “holding space” with my grandmother, or maybe before, but lately I’ve been noticing things that have escaped my attention in the past.

When I wash my face, I can feel the dips and creases of the bones beneath my sin. I can feel the roughened edges of my feet against my socks and the pulse of my heart in the top of my wrist. It’s as though I can feel the aging of my body coursing through me and when I feel these things, these fragile reminders of my fragility, I become panicked and afraid that something else is out there.

That something more is out there.

Lately, my life has felt like one long race where the finish line is undisclosed and there may or may not be any sort of medal for completion. It’s monotony. It’s exhausting. It’s eerily terrifying in it’s complete incompleteness.

On Tuesday, J looked at me and told me I’m no fun any more.

“All you ever do now is work and cook and clean,” he accused, while waving a board game at my face. So of course I sat down and played, but then who stayed up late to finish the dishes… the pots and pans of my life all piled in a sudsy corner of the sink.

All I ever do now is work and cook and clean. And it feels like not enough. It feels like I am missing something bigger, something grander, that is lurking just outside my line of sight, begging me to come and find it. Begging me to come and embrace the bigness of life outside of work. And cooking. And cleaning.

Maybe it started when I held my grandmother’s hand as she disappeared into the spaces between. Maybe it started before then.

But all I know is that there is more than this. There must be more than this.

And I am not doing enough to find it.

The Angry Voice

Posted on | April 14, 2015 | 1 Comment

One of the hardest things about being they type of attorney I am, is leaving work at the office. It tends to crawl into the trunk and back seat of my car or run along beside me, tapping at the window and whispering “What about this guy, is he okay? What about Mrs. so and so? Did she get her medications today?”

By the time I get J at school, my mind is whirring with all the things that may or may not have gotten accomplished at work and it feels like a good 50% of my time is spent merely phoning it in with him, especially on Mondays, when work is screaming in my head and my son is screaming in his own way for my undivided attention. I only have so much mind that works, and lately it seems unfairly skewed toward the people who are hurt and have signed on the dotted line for my assistance.

Yesterday was one of those days.

My assistant called in sick to work and my phone rang off the hook. Emails were coming in by the fist full and every way I turned, there was someone else who needed something pressing. To top it all off, I had to leave the office early for a doctor’s appointment which just means that MORE things than normal didn’t get done. I finally finished at the doctor’s office around 4:30, clutching my prescription for a colonoscopy (yay.), and rushed home to get J’s tball uniform so we could make it to his 5:45 game. I raced back to school to pick him up, only to get an email alert at 5:05 that the game was called on account of rain. I was frustrated, frazzled, soaking wet, and overworked by the time we rolled into the driveway at home.

J was talking non stop about his day, something I usually love, but today I just couldn’t take it.

I walked inside, exasperated, handed him a DVD and told him to put it in while I made dinner. I forced the dog outside to the bathroom. I started cooking dinner, all the while doing what I thought was my best at carrying my side of the conversation with J as he peppered me with questions and comments about any and everything. Finally, blessedly, there was a pause in his conversation. I looked up to see him standing beside me at the oven.

“Can I help you?” I asked, in maybe not my nicest tone, while stirring the green beans in the pot.

“Um… Mom?” He looked at me quizzically. “Why are you talking to me in your angry voice today?”

Well shit, then, Mom of the Year.Way to go.

If you’ve ever thought you could get by with phoning it in with a five year old, let me remind you that you absolutely can not. I put down the spoon, drew in a deep breath and apologized. It’s just so easy to lose sight of the fact that he’s five and needs an attentive (and pleasant) mommy. It’s easy to fall into the routine of turning on the TV and encouraging him not to speak to me until I’ve had time to decompress, time to release the demons of my work life. It’s apparently all too easy to fall into speaking to him as though he were a burden on my time.

When really he isn’t.

When really, he’s the most special thing I have.

So the green beans turned out terribly. And I ended up just eating a salad for dinner and handing him a Lunchable. And maybe in another universe I would feel awful about that, but in this one? In this one, I felt okay because it meant that I could just slide next to him on the sofa to watch a movie, and feel his face pressed against my shoulder. I swallowed down the urge to tell him to move and just. give. me. space. and tried to remember that how I speak is just as important as what I say. Maybe more important.

Being a working mom is just hard. And that’s the Gospel. Because for every time I get those moments right… say the right things, use the right tone of voice… there are fifteen others when I screw it all up. But hopefully, when he looks back at these times we’ve had together, he’ll remember that at the very least, he was always able to correct me when I was unfairly using my “angry voice.”

Simply Love.

Posted on | April 13, 2015 | 2 Comments

In my very first “real” relationship, there was more drama than a daytime soap opera. We were constantly fighting over this or that, constantly breaking up and making up, constantly in that space of “affection” where it’s so tumultuous that it seems like every single emotion is amplified. I was the MOST angry, the MOST happy, the MOST depressed, the MOST ecstatic that I’ve ever been. Either/or. Never just happily content to be with and around each other.

It seems that most of my life has been an either/or… a struggle to find that highest of the highs, even when they come quickly followed by the lowest of the lows. I feel things intensely. I feel things maybe too intensely. As a result, I’ve spent most of my life believing that to be real, feelings must be intense. They must be dramatic. They must be over the top, all over the place or something is probably missing.

I’ve always believed that love must be a state of constant euphoria… the finding of a place that nestles in that lost world of feeling you had when you got your first kiss. I thought to be real, love had to be that. Always.

It’s the real damage that movies do to us, you know. We begin to believe that it isn’t love if it isn’t all the time, in your face, affection over affection over affection with a bullet point of steamy romance and can’t keep your hands off each other crazy.

But that’s not love. Not really.

Until this weekend, though, deep down I think I still believed that was love. I think somewhere in my soul I worried that when those moments faded fewer and farther between, when those movie-worthy crescendos became quiet smiles over the top of a tow-headed pre-K… it meant love was gone. So I’ve been pacing for several weeks, wondering when Banks was going to drop the hammer of his disinterest, wondering when he’d just admit that he didn’t love me, not really, not any more. I’ve been on edge, waiting to hear the inevitable news that this, too, has passed. So when he came this weekend, he knew something was off with me. Let’s face it… he’s known for some time that something was off with me.

“Spill it,” he said, watching me fidget with my unspoken fears. So I did.

And as I poured out my thoughts and feelings and fears into the waiting ear of my ever-too-patient boyfriend, he listened carefully and then softly reminded me that real love… that HIS love… will never leave. That’s the beauty of it.

He reminded me that it’s not about the bigness of feeling, but the calmness of comfort. It’s not about the aching need, but the filled void. He reminded me that this, what we have, is louder because of its softness … larger because of the sweetly small, personal spaces that it sits in… day after day, month after month, and now year after year.

There have been no disastrous fights.

There are no screaming matches.

There has been no break up, get back together, rinse and repeat.

There is just us. Together. Happy. Maybe not movie worthy… but lifetime worthy.

And that is love. Always.10846161_10103924783768710_2517607833751314875_n

The Power in a Name

Posted on | April 10, 2015 | 1 Comment

I dropped J off with his grandmother this morning at a little Chick Fil A between her house and mine. He waved, I waved, we blew kisses and then I was off, back on the highway and headed to work.

It’s funny, because I vividly remember, when I was first getting divorced, the feeling that spending weekends without my child would be excruciating. I remember sobbing that it wasn’t fair that I’d have to have days and one day weeks without him. It was, perhaps, one of the hardest things to swallow about being separated from marriage. But as the years have passed, I find now that I look forward to these weekends, these little segments of time when I am free to just be… me.

I remember saying to my Granny once that it must be difficult when everyone who knew her as just “Audrey” were gone. I remember thinking how hard it would be to feel like you were anyone other than “Mom” or “Granny” or “Great Granny” when there was no one there to call you different. Because there’s power in being called by your name,  I think. There are memories stored in the letters, thoughts and ideas and dreams about who you were or are or once meant to be.

When J goes to spend a weekend alone, I have time to not be “mom.” When I leave the office that Friday, I’m not “Ms. Attorney.”  And though I love all my “names”, the one I love the best is just… Karen. And these weekends apart from J give me time to just be her. I can recharge the battery of who I am outside of my child. I can revisit the parts of me that I keep tucked and folded in the cedar chest of my memory. I can be the Karen I sometimes forget to be when I’m knee deep in the daily grind of being lawyer and mom.

When I left J today, I rolled the windows down and turned the music up. I sang loud to, lets face it, not even borderline just straight up “inappropriate for mom” songs. I danced like a crazy teenager. I blew bubble gum bubbles so big that they made me laugh just from looking at them slightly cross-eyed. I texted Banks when I got to work and asked to go dancing. I made plans to play in a corn hole tournament with friends.

I was just… Karen.

And it’s nice to have these weekends… these moments when I don’t have to be anyone to, well… anyone. It’s what so many moms miss out on, I think, especially if you don’t find a group of people who know you as someone and something other than “J’s mom” or whatever title follows you around during your weeks and months and years.

This weekend, I’m going to just be Karen. No one else.

And though I thought weekends away from my child would be the hardest thing about divorce, I think that maybe they are one of the best.

Straight Face Parenting

Posted on | April 8, 2015 | 1 Comment

There are a host of things I’m not good at when it comes to parenting. I mean, I could dedicate seventy thousand blog posts to all the stuff that I get wrong and still have more to say. But who wants to do that, am I right? Because part of the fun of having a blog is painting it in pretty colors and showing you how great and amazing I am at all the things.

But there is one thing I will freely admit to sucking at… keeping a straight face.

My kid, amongst all the other things he is, is totally and often inadvertently HILARIOUS. And it is just about all I can do not to explode with slivered confetti of amusement. Because he’s so serious when he speaks and the things he says are just. so. funny. And 90% of them I can’t put on here because if I did, he would kill me in like ten years so I just store them in my head and hope to God that I don’t forget them with time and age. Plus when he’s mad? Oh my goodness… when he’s mad. He is HILARIOUS.

So how do you do it?

How do you keep a straight face when your child innocently asks the most hilarious questions on earth? How do you not burst into giggles when they get angry and slam a door or, as J did the other day, give me a VERY angry “thumbs down” sign. Because that stuff is just pure comedy gold. And every single time, I want to pick him up and stuff him in a bottle and keep him just exactly this age because how could any age ever be better than five… when the world is still interestingly new, his vocabulary is full of words he can’t fully pronounce and his mind is full of questions and thoughts that the world hasn’t taught him to hold inside.

J holds nothing inside.

His mind and heart are open books to me right now and I desperately what to scan and print both of them, to document how completely wonderful he is at this particular moment. Especially when he’s happy. Mostly when he makes up truly wonderful songs and even more when he sings them about me. And even, most of the time, when he and I are both angry at the world and/or each other.

The other week we went up to Atlanta and were at the mall waiting on our scheduled time to arrive at Lego Land. He was pouting because he wanted to be there NOW and I was frustrated and tired. As we walked through the mall, he crossed his arms and stomped, whining that he wanted to go “riiiight now.” Finally, I’d reached my limit. I dropped into my “serious mom” voice and told him to get it together. I gave him what I imagined was my meanest look.

And he looked at me for a moment, frozen in what I thought was fear.

But then he twisted his mouth sideways and I could see he was holding in a smile.

I tried not to smile but then he giggled a little.

And I laughed because I realized my meanest look must be pretty funny.

And everything was fine again. I guess, maybe, not keeping a straight face is genetic.

Or maybe it’s just not that bad of a thing after all.

Filling the Minutes

Posted on | April 3, 2015 | 3 Comments

If genetics plays a part, it would seem that I have a lot of life left ahead of me. My Granny was five weeks shy of 99 when she died; her sister will be 97 in June, and my mother’s mother is set to turn 91 this month. I joke with Banks that he’s got to get himself in peak conditioning so he can keep up with me as I plan to live another sixty years.

The thing is, though, sixty years is a long time and there’s so much that can be poured in or seeped out of those days and weeks and months.

When I look at the lives the women in my family have lived, I wonder if I can keep up. I wonder if when I’m 97 or 98, I’ll have stories worth telling, memories worth having… a life worth remembering. I wonder if when I’m gone, my family will spend days going through my things and laughing at what I chose to keep and what I chose to throw away. I wonder if they’ll know me; if they’ll see the things I’ve treasured and know what was most important to me. I wonder if they’ll read what I’ve written and think “What a crazy woman she was” or hopefully “what I wouldn’t give to look inside her head for a few hours.”

Because that’s what I’ve always thought about both my grandmothers and about my great aunts. I’ve always wanted to spend just a day or so wandering through their minds, seeing my grandfathers as young men to fall in love with, seeing my parents as children… seeing the world in the softened glow of the 1920s or 30s or 40s.

I look around at the “treasures” in my own house and I wonder why anyone would want any of them. The hand painted ornaments, the wedding china from a broken marriage, the box of my first dog’s ashes that I still haven’t parted with. I look around and I wonder what these things say about me, what they say about who I am… if anything.

If I have sixty years of life left to live, I wonder if I’ll fill them with all the right things. I wonder if I’ve had enough fun to keep me laughing when my body gives out but my mind is still sharp. I wonder if I’ve spent enough time outside to keep me warm when I’m bed ridden, if I’ve spent enough love to have it pour back to me in my last days. Because that’s what matters most, right? That you live while you’re still alive. That you fill your heart and mind and soul with the moments that will replay over and over… the moments you’ll want to replay over and over… as you slowly grow old.

I think it’s time to make that promise to myself. That I won’t waste the time I have. That I won’t lie in a bed at 98 and wonder if I did enough or loved enough or just lived enough. I think it’s time to start filling the minutes of my life with as much happiness as I can stand because there will be time, I’m sure there will be time, when all I’ll have left are my memories.

The Safest Corners

Posted on | April 2, 2015 | No Comments

I want to tell you about the beauty of sitting with my grandmother as she took her last breaths, about the love that filled her house as my aunt and cousins, my mother and sister and I pulled and pressed and loved the things she held dear in her home. I want to tell you about how it felt to sit on the sofa in the boxed and folded house and to feel not so much the presence of my family, but the absence of my grandmother.

But I’m not sure those are things I can share. I’m so afraid that if I give them life on this page, they will lose their life for me and so I choose to keep them there, treasured, in the safest corners of my heart.

Today, I got up in my own home for the first time in a week. I got showered and dressed among my own things and packed J’s lunch as though nothing on Earth has changed in the past seven days. I repeated “socks and shoes” like a mantra, encouraged tooth brushing, and did all the normal, every day things that I did before that soft and still moment when my Granny slipped away.

But this morning, I made lunch in the company of pots and pans my grandmother lovingly cooked in. I drank coffee beside her living room painting, by the light of a bright milk glass lamp that sat in the room I slept in when I’d visit my Granny after Papa died in ’98. This morning I touched the glass of the Lilac painting that hovered over her living room table as I fed Riley out the back door.

I pinned a small, gold brooch to my dress just before I walked out the door… a brooch my granny wore to church, or perhaps a wedding… perhaps even my own. And all the while, I applauded myself on my return to “real life,” my re-awakening to life in Macon, life at work, life at least seven hours from the people who treasured my Granny as I did.

Because that’s what’s the hardest, you know.

I sit here in a city, and an office full of people and not one of them loved or even knew my grandmother.

But I did.

And I know that even as I sort papers and return phone calls and emails, I’ll be doing it with those memories of her gently pressed like the flowers of the sweetest corsage, and tucked in the safest corners of my heart.

The Things She Leaves

Posted on | March 28, 2015 | 2 Comments

(I know. It’s not a blog post. But I doubt I will have the chance to share this with anyone any where else, and my Grandmother deserves to be loved and remembered just as all of us do. So bear with me while I just write.)

 

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Before, there was a stillness about her… even in motion.
A type of timeless energy wrapped and coiled around
The inner workings of her mind, though

She didn’t have much to say.

Or did she.

There may have been no boisterous love,
No fierce hugs or tender kisses that would neon sign a familiar
Or familial relationship.
But there were quiet dinners, with clink of fork on plate tapping it out,
And an array of plates and baskets
Painting artwork of her emotions toward us all.
There were softened days when the constant tick of the mantle clock
Beat a timely heart song along with

The shush and shuffle of her movement through the rooms.

But there was love. Always.

Before and after.
There was love.

After, there was motion,
Even in the stillness.

Fingers fluttered
Eyebrows lifted,

Eyes penetrated

Her words hit places, corners,
Curves and softness you forgot you had.
Places she knew better than most
Because, perhaps, she had those places, too.

After, there was a pouring out
Of emotion
Of sweetness
Of understanding
That life was short and important
And love
Was so important.

She could move you to tears
Or laughter
With the barest word.
She could move mountains
With the pat of her hand,
With the “woo‐hoo” call of a woman found.

But then in a moment,
In the briefest pulse of a lifetime,
She was gone.
A swirl of perfect biscuits,
Perfect pound cakes,
Perfectly flawed perfections
That you didn’t know you’d miss so much
Until they disappeared
Into the stillness.

Even in motion, she was still.

And now in stillness,

All that remains is the soft, breathless movement of her soul.

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Laughter through Tears is my favorite Emotion…

Posted on | March 24, 2015 | No Comments

Since we got home from North Carolina, I’ve been hovering in between two worlds. One foot rests firmly in my day to day, get up, get to work, come home… but the other wanders the road between here and Greensboro, wondering when the call will come in that summons me home to re-celebrate the almost 99 years of life my Granny has spent on this Earth.

It’s strange to sit and wait for a loved one to die.

J keeps asking me if Great Granny is dead yet, but it’s not so he can grieve, it’s because he knows that when she goes, he’ll get to see his cousins again. That little bit of five year old always makes me smile. He’ll ask with an almost hopeful look, and then, as if he realizes that his question might upset me, he says “I really want her to get better, though.”

But we both know that she will not get better.

I spent time on Saturday afternoon, kneeling in the dirt of my “garden” that has been woefully mistreated since sometime last spring. I remember my Granny this way, pushing my hands into dirt, feeling the sun against the back of my neck. I remember that her yard was always full to the brim with life… plants and children and birds and butterflies. My sister and I used to beg my Papa to toss us into the hammock to create a “storm” where he’d pull the netting back and forth ferociously and nip at our backs and legs with his fingers. And all the while, Granny would garden.

J came outside to sit with me for a while, asking me about Great Granny and if she’d known him “his whole life.” I told him she had… told him that for every second of his life she had not only known him, but loved him. He smiled big.

“When she dies, will Great Granny be able to walk again?” He asked with the hopefulness of someone who only tenuously grasps the idea of life and death. I told him I thought she would.

“Will she be able to see me again?”

Again, I told him she would. He thought for a moment, fingering the harmonica in his hand and looking around the yard.

“Then why doesn’t she go ahead and die?”

His question was serious and straight to the point and not for the first time, I had to wonder why we force our bodies to linger long past when they need to be moving and breathing and suffering. I started to answer him, started to go into a long and in depth explanation of life and death and Heaven and J’s sweet Great-granny… but as five year olds do, he stopped me with a question.

“Oh! Mom. When Great Granny dies, will she come back from the dead like Jesus or like a zombie?”

And we laughed.

And it was just what I needed.

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    It's possible that I never outgrew 7th grade mentality, as I still laugh when anyone says anything that can be remotely construed as sexual. Let's face it, if you're not down with "That's what s/he said" at the end of almost any sentence, we're probably not going to get along all that well.

    I drink more than I should, I run more than I should, and I laugh as much as I can. So I'm pretty much winning at life.

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