Completely gratuitous giveaway!

This morning I took a good look at my blog and you know what I saw? 188 followers. How did that even happen? I mean, really… I have nothing important to say, well, ever. And yet 188 folks took the time to follow me? Curious for sure. I did a sort of “Thank you” for […]

Long Weekends and Lumpy Boobs

Ah Saturday. J slept until 8:00 this morning. Yep. You read that right. He woke up at 2:30 and I nursed him back to sleep…. in his crib. (I didn’t nurse him in his crib… that would be weird and difficult. Although now I have a slight desire to try it…) He woke up at […]

Law Momma’s Terrible, Horrible, No Good Very Bad Week.

Sometimes you just have those weeks. The ones where everything seems to go wrong. The ones where you want to call it quits, stay in bed, lock the doors and unplug every phone. Ever. This has definitely been one of those weeks. An “Alexander” week if you will. To be fair, I went into the […]

It’s all Momma’s Fault

I took yesterday off work to stay home with my miserably sick kid. And I really took the day off. I didn’t even make the slightest effort to work from home. I never put on work clothes. I didn’t put on make up. I DID take a shower, but mostly because J had a massive […]

Keeping on the Cloudy Side of Life

Can someone please explain to me why it is that the bad stuff is always so easy to believe? I thought it was bad for me when I was a kid. I’ve mentioned before (I think) that I have exceptionally low self-esteem. So the bad stuff was always really really easy for me to believe […]

Boobs across America (or Georgia)

Oh blog readers. I thought about you on my way home today. I was driving through the outskirts of Columbus on my way back to Macon and laughing hysterically just praying that a police officer wouldn’t pull me over. I wasn’t sure I would be able to explain what I was doing. I’m getting ahead […]

This week may be a little different…

I have a busy week. Honest. I’m not just saying that! Today I am over in Columbus for a depo at 10 and a mediation at noon. Then tomorrow I have to take J back to the geneticist in Atlanta. Then Wednesday? Back in Columbus. Why am I telling you this? Because it means that […]

Nine Months

Today? My son, you are nine months old. Nine months. Where did the time go, little man? When did you go from a screaming little 7 pound lump to a playful, flirty, 21 pound chunk of a boy? I didn’t think it was possible to love you any more than I did that first time […]

My Soapbox

I’m feeling crabby today. I can’t decide if it’s because I haven’t slept in a few days or if I’m really just THIS annoyed about a song from 1962. And yeah, you read that right. I said 1962. Today I had a deposition in Atlanta which is why I had no morning post to share […]

A Day in the Life

Back in 1953 when I said “Ask me anything” someone asked me what a typical day was like for me. And I know that I sort of talk about typical day stuff, well, ALL the time, but I thought it might be nice for me to put it all down so I can see where […]

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