Toys R Me

J has a basket of toys. And I don’t mean one of those cute little Easter basket or Target soft box things. I’m talking about a full. on. laundry basket. And it is seriously overflowing. The child is not even one. He hasn’t even celebrated his first birthday, and presumably collected new toys… like this […]

Growing Pains

It is very hard for me to believe that my son is going to be one in less than a week. He is certainly doing his best to convince me… just last week he started calling everything “Banana” and then last night he took off and walked across the room to me. His baby talk […]

A few more reasons…

Want a few more reasons to spend just $5 to help out the Grady Family? How about the fact that for every $5 you donate, you get a chance to win some amazing prizes. Yesterday I shared with you the gorgeous Tina Tarnoff necklace, the Gebbie Cloth from Yes, Sarah and the “Law Momma” contributions […]

More Reasons to Donate

Next weekend, my son turns one. And if you’ve been reading for a while, you know that in honor of his first birthday, I’m hosting one. Big. Giveaway. What you may not know is much about what you can win just for a wee donation to a family that could use your help to fight […]

I am Strong (strong) I am Invincible (invincible)

I AM WOMAN!!! Thanks, Helen Reddy, for summing up my Wednesday. I. Freaking. DID IT.  Were there some speed bumps… yes. Would I do it again? Oh HELL no. But I did it. Want the full story? Too bad. I’m giving it to you. J slept pretty good on Tuesday night but I did not. […]

You Can Call me J.C. Wyatt

I am setting this to post tomorrow morning at 7:00. I figure that’s a good time because it’s the exact time that I become, well, J.C. Wyatt. Should I rewind? Are we on the same page? Does this refresh your memory? I’ll rewind anyway. Two weeks ago my boss asked me if I could come […]

When Being Southern Sucks….

I am a lawyer. It’s true and it should come as no surprise to those of you who either read regularly or who comprehend English. (Law Momma = lawyer + Momma) But the thing is? I’m not THAT kind of lawyer. I didn’t go to law school and come out a hardened thought-process nazi (I […]

Somebody’s Got a Bad Case of the Mondays…

I’m tired. And I don’t mean in a “I haven’t slept in weeks” kind of way, although that is true, too. I mean that I’m just… tired. I feel totally run down and out of shape and just, well… tired. I feel spent. Like every ounce of energy I ever had in my life has […]

Savannah Stories

Shortly after my move to Savannah, the lovely Harmony at Baby To Go offered to share a story about her one-time visit to Savannah. I don’t even know what else to say… this story has it all. Road trips, hangovers, sisterly bonding, and… of course… Paula Deen. Enjoy!!  Savannah will always have a special place […]

Replaceable Me

For a while, I was really the only person J wanted to be around. And I complained about it. I said things like “I wish I could teach him to call for Husband when he starts talking” and “Can’t someone else make him happy for once?” And then I got my wish. All of a […]

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