Ripped … and not in a good way

I ripped a pair of jeans this weekend. My favorite jeans, to be exact. Ripped. In two very inappropriate places. It happened as I pulled them on, fastened them beneath my ever expanding “FUPA” (as my friend “Blair” calls it), and did the flex and stretch to make them more comfy. (You know the flex […]

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