Can I Medicate my Marriage?

My marriage is in trouble. There. I said it. And it hurt to say. It hurts worse to know that it’s true. In fact, going to North Carolina while Husband went to Florida gave rise to the first time in a long time that I remembered all the wonderful things that made me fall in […]

Guest Blog

I’m so excited to share that I am over at 365 Days: 30 + Mommyhood today!! You guys know how much I love Metta, right? If you aren’t following her, you should be… she’s super sweet and super funny and most importantly, she’s about to head back to work tomorrow which is going to be […]

Friday Faves … Guest Blogger Edition!

Where to begin on the awesomeness that is Emmie B. at This is the First Day of my Life. First, she wrote a guest blog for me two days before she popped out two absolutely adorable babies. Second, she describes herself as “cilantro” which is awesome on two fronts… I LOVE cilantro on the one […]

Being Lazy has its Perks

I’ll admit, even when I was pregnant, breastfeeding terrified me. That’s probably because both my sister and a new mom friend shared with me “the Gospel” on breastfeeding which included the fact that “Oh, BTW, it will hurt everytime you feed him like you’ve been dipped in hot oil… but only for like two weeks.” […]

How did I get here and What Comes Next!?

There should be a map to Motherhood that hospitals give you when you give birth. Just a little road map, tucked into the bag with the seven free samples of formula and the pink and blue striped hats. It doesn’t have to be much, just something that outlines the major points for you. It could […]

Post-Baby Body

Having a baby, no matter how you go about it, changes you. Sure, it changes your life, but I’m not talking about that. I’m talking about how it actually, physically changes you. I have never been tiny. I’m not obese, but I usually see about ten to fifteen pounds more than I’d like to when […]


I’ve decided babies are like crack. Once you have one, you want another one … and probably then another one. The whole time I was pregnant I complained. Okay, not the whole time, but a lot of the time. I hated gaining weight. I hated trying to find clothes for my massively expanding boobs. I […]

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